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Spoony Plays Grandia, Part 18
Garlyle's forces are dealt a heavy blow. But the mystery of Angelou still awaits...
Spoony Plays One-Shot: Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle (Halloween Stream)
Maniac Mansion's sequel on live stream!
Spoony Plays Ultima IX: Ascension, Part 14 (Finale)
Ultima IX - and the series as a whole - enters its final hour.
If you prefer to ignore Raven's bad advice, you can skip past Terfin's front gate with the Teleport spell (or clever item stacking) and complete the final dungeon in less than ten minutes. Here's a video of this method:
The Teleport scroll can be found in Serpent's Hold in the Arch-Mage's room. Search behind the ramp to the exit door - there is a sizeable gap between it and the wall.
If you prefer to ignore Raven's bad advice, you can skip past Terfin's front gate with the Teleport spell (or clever item stacking) and complete the final dungeon in less than ten minutes. Here's a video of this method:
The Teleport scroll can be found in Serpent's Hold in the Arch-Mage's room. Search behind the ramp to the exit door - there is a sizeable gap between it and the wall.
Spoony Plays Ultima IX: Ascension, Part 13
We enter the Stygian Abyss through a plot hole and then prepare to embark on the last leg of our journey as the Avatar.
A small remnant of the original plot remains in the Pyros FMV:
You can spot LB's castle in the background during one shot.
That's because in the original script this FMV was supposed to be a nightmare shown to him by the Guardian, and he'd watch the scene unfold from his castle balcony. The final version of the FMV covers most of the castle with clouds and trees, but for this shot they missed a bit. It goes by pretty quickly though, so you probably wouldn't notice it anyway unless you were specifically looking for it.
The Ultima Codex also holds some more info and screenshots of the recut and unused FMVs originally intended for the game.
A small remnant of the original plot remains in the Pyros FMV:
You can spot LB's castle in the background during one shot.
That's because in the original script this FMV was supposed to be a nightmare shown to him by the Guardian, and he'd watch the scene unfold from his castle balcony. The final version of the FMV covers most of the castle with clouds and trees, but for this shot they missed a bit. It goes by pretty quickly though, so you probably wouldn't notice it anyway unless you were specifically looking for it.
The Ultima Codex also holds some more info and screenshots of the recut and unused FMVs originally intended for the game.
Spoony Plays Ultima IX: Ascension, Part 12
The mother of all bullshit plot twists awaits us!
I had intended to show this off on-camera, but accidentally saved over my old file. Ah well.
If you go south of the docks on Skara Brae, you'll find a locked chest behind a wrecked wooden boat. Normally you would need to begin the game as a Ranger to get the key that unlocks this, but you can still reach its contents thanks to the janky engine. Poke around with the cursor and the X button to find the Blackrock Helmet (this is the only place you can get it, unless I'm very much mistaken) and some Blackrock Gauntlets (if you chose not to buy them in Buccaneer's Den), then just pull them out and equip them.
I had intended to show this off on-camera, but accidentally saved over my old file. Ah well.
If you go south of the docks on Skara Brae, you'll find a locked chest behind a wrecked wooden boat. Normally you would need to begin the game as a Ranger to get the key that unlocks this, but you can still reach its contents thanks to the janky engine. Poke around with the cursor and the X button to find the Blackrock Helmet (this is the only place you can get it, unless I'm very much mistaken) and some Blackrock Gauntlets (if you chose not to buy them in Buccaneer's Den), then just pull them out and equip them.
Spoony Plays Ultima Bonus: The Many Deaths of Lord British
Among Ultima fans, killing Lord British has become something of a game in itself. Simply attacking him is usually fruitless as he is extremely powerful and usually flagged as invincible to boot. However, whether by design or mishap, he can be slain in several games, usually through unconventional means. So in the true tradition of Ultima, here are all the ways to kill Lord British throughout the series that I could find or create proof of.
If you have proof of any others, let me know!
Ultima III: Exodus
Lord British is immune to all weapons; however in some versions of the game, it is possible to kill him via ship cannon.
(Thanks to grazzt519 for the video!)
Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
In most versions, Lord British is invincible. However, he can be killed in the NES port through combat.
The Skull of Mondain will also kill him in the NES port.
(Thanks to grazzt519 for the video!)
Ultima VI: The False Prophet
Easy enough. Just enter his room while he's asleep and use a Glass Sword to kill him instantly.
Ultima VII: The Black Gate
The first option is to simply ask the Black Sword to kill him. This results in a bit of humorous dialog and everyone present becoming quite upset at your actions.
The second method is even sillier. At roughly noon every day Lord British stands in the doorway to the courtyard, beneath a plaque. Double-click the plaque and it will fall and embed itself in his head, killing him on the spot.
This is actually a reference to a real-life event where Richard Garriott was injured by a metal bar that fell from the Origin building. The line "Yancey-Hausman will pay!" refers to the company that owned the building at the time and was responsible for its maintenance, making the incident partially their fault! Talking to Owings and Malloy in the Minoc mines will reveal that they sent a helmet to Lord British, another reference to the story.
Ultima VII Part 2: The Serpent Isle
Again, this one is played as a bit of a joke, as the player can simply attack Lord British while in the Dream Realm. This causes him to lament the Avatar's fall from grace and vanish.
Ultima IX: Ascension
The player can kill Lord British by creating a poisoned loaf of bread in the Avatar's kitchen at the beginning of the game. Then you just set the poisoned bread on the plate in the kitchen and this happens:
Lord British was once killed in Ultima Online when the server administrators forgot to turn his invincibility flag back on after a reboot and a player named "Rainz" cast a firewall spell on him just for a laugh. Needless to say, everyone present was quite surprised:
Lord British died again in Shroud of the Avatar, albeit intentionally this time. A large mob of players attacked and eventually brought him down during a PVP event.
If you have proof of any others, let me know!
Ultima III: Exodus
Lord British is immune to all weapons; however in some versions of the game, it is possible to kill him via ship cannon.
(Thanks to grazzt519 for the video!)
Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
In most versions, Lord British is invincible. However, he can be killed in the NES port through combat.
The Skull of Mondain will also kill him in the NES port.
(Thanks to grazzt519 for the video!)
Ultima VI: The False Prophet
Easy enough. Just enter his room while he's asleep and use a Glass Sword to kill him instantly.
Ultima VII: The Black Gate
The first option is to simply ask the Black Sword to kill him. This results in a bit of humorous dialog and everyone present becoming quite upset at your actions.
The second method is even sillier. At roughly noon every day Lord British stands in the doorway to the courtyard, beneath a plaque. Double-click the plaque and it will fall and embed itself in his head, killing him on the spot.
This is actually a reference to a real-life event where Richard Garriott was injured by a metal bar that fell from the Origin building. The line "Yancey-Hausman will pay!" refers to the company that owned the building at the time and was responsible for its maintenance, making the incident partially their fault! Talking to Owings and Malloy in the Minoc mines will reveal that they sent a helmet to Lord British, another reference to the story.
Ultima VII Part 2: The Serpent Isle
Again, this one is played as a bit of a joke, as the player can simply attack Lord British while in the Dream Realm. This causes him to lament the Avatar's fall from grace and vanish.
Ultima IX: Ascension
The player can kill Lord British by creating a poisoned loaf of bread in the Avatar's kitchen at the beginning of the game. Then you just set the poisoned bread on the plate in the kitchen and this happens:
Other Notable Events
Lord British was once killed in Ultima Online when the server administrators forgot to turn his invincibility flag back on after a reboot and a player named "Rainz" cast a firewall spell on him just for a laugh. Needless to say, everyone present was quite surprised:
Lord British died again in Shroud of the Avatar, albeit intentionally this time. A large mob of players attacked and eventually brought him down during a PVP event.
Spoony Plays One-Shot Halloween Special 2015: Maniac Mansion (NES Beta)
I had intended to do this for last year's Halloween special, but Shadowgate came out and it was just too good of timing, so I put it off until this year.
This is the beta version of the game, created and shown to the gaming press before Nintendo imposed many of the infamous dialog changes on it.
This is the beta version of the game, created and shown to the gaming press before Nintendo imposed many of the infamous dialog changes on it.
Spoony Plays Ultima IX: Ascension, Part 11
Destard is cleared and we seek out the Candle of Love, Book of Truth and Bell of Courage.
Spoony Plays Grandia Bonus #2: Soldier's Graveyard
A dungeon full of fake walls, awesome goodies and fairly underwhelming enemies.
A map if you don't care to go secret wall hunting.
A map if you don't care to go secret wall hunting.
Spoony Plays Grandia, Part 16
Garlyle seems to be incubating something that looks like a cross between Jenova and Lavos. That can't mean anything good!
Spoony Plays Grandia Bonus #1: Castle of Dreams
Damsel in distress? Cursed swords? Awesome loot? You'd better believe we're there.
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