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11/26/2019

The DOOM Comic Page 3


Mayor Mike Haggar
If the Jeopardy category was "phrases third graders think make them sound tough and manly", you just swept the entire column in one speech bubble.
The Micro Machine Man
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makeyouthetalkoftheplaygroundforaweeksoyoubuyitanyway!
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