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11/26/2019

The DOOM Comic Page 1



LeVar Burton
It's been a long time since we riffed something, so we're back once again with a vintage piece of 90's poo-poo, the notorious DOOM comic!  Crafted by three abysmal Rob Liefeld copycats as a free giveaway for a video game convention, its awful art quality and atrocious dialog have made it a legend among gamers, as well as a source of many memes.

But don't take my word for it!
Fanboy
HEY GUYS, IS THIS BRUTAL DOOM???  THIS IS BRUTAL DOOM, RIGHT???
Spoony Spoonicus
Nobody's interested in indulging your torture porn fetish, fanboy.
Zero X. Diamond
You know, the Doom comic is kind of incredible.  It's an ultra-violent tour de force with a story that essentially boils down to "a madman shoots monsters with increasingly large guns" that stops for a few moments in the middle to inexpicably soap box an environmental message into things.  It's so 90s that I've heard rumors that if you read it backwards into a mirror that it will show you a rerun of G.I. Joe Extreme.