|It's been a long time since we riffed something, so we're back once again with a vintage piece of 90's poo-poo, the notorious DOOM comic! Crafted by three abysmal Rob Liefeld copycats as a free giveaway for a video game convention, its awful art quality and atrocious dialog have made it a legend among gamers, as well as a source of many memes.|
But don't take my word for it!
|HEY GUYS, IS THIS BRUTAL DOOM??? THIS IS BRUTAL DOOM, RIGHT???|
|Nobody's interested in indulging your torture porn fetish, fanboy.|
|Zero X. Diamond|
|You know, the Doom comic is kind of incredible. It's an ultra-violent tour de force with a story that essentially boils down to "a madman shoots monsters with increasingly large guns" that stops for a few moments in the middle to inexpicably soap box an environmental message into things. It's so 90s that I've heard rumors that if you read it backwards into a mirror that it will show you a rerun of G.I. Joe Extreme.|