|There it is. The moment that spawned a thousand memes - a cornucopia of ridiculous dialog screamed by a bloodied, coked-up lunatic whose skull seems to be trying to force its way out of his skin. Legend.|
|Page 3: "Guns are for wussies!"|
Page 4: Runs away with his tail between his legs the instant he hits any degree of resistance.
Insert your own joke about 'alpha males' here.
|Zero X. Diamond|
|And thus we receive our "plot thread," such as it is: Doomguy has to kill a Cyberdemon and needs to find a big gun. That's... that's it. That's the entire story. When Doom's story looks like the Iliad by comparison, you know you've done a good job.|