 | Spoony Spoonicus |
| There it is. The moment that spawned a thousand memes - a cornucopia of ridiculous dialog screamed by a bloodied, coked-up lunatic whose skull seems to be trying to force its way out of his skin. Legend. |
 | Clobberpuppy |
| Page 3: "Guns are for wussies!" Page 4: Runs away with his tail between his legs the instant he hits any degree of resistance. Insert your own joke about 'alpha males' here. |
 | Zero X. Diamond |
| And thus we receive our "plot thread," such as it is: Doomguy has to kill a Cyberdemon and needs to find a big gun. That's... that's it. That's the entire story. When Doom's story looks like the Iliad by comparison, you know you've done a good job. |
