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The DOOM Comic Page 4

Spoony Spoonicus
There it is.  The moment that spawned a thousand memes - a cornucopia of ridiculous dialog screamed by a bloodied, coked-up lunatic whose skull seems to be trying to force its way out of his skin.  Legend.
Page 3: "Guns are for wussies!"
Page 4: Runs away with his tail between his legs the instant he hits any degree of resistance.

Insert your own joke about 'alpha males' here.
Zero X. Diamond
And thus we receive our "plot thread," such as it is: Doomguy has to kill a Cyberdemon and needs to find a big gun. That's... that's it. That's the entire story. When Doom's story looks like the Iliad by comparison, you know you've done a good job.