Mayor Mike Haggar | |
If the Jeopardy category was "phrases third graders think make them sound tough and manly", you just swept the entire column in one speech bubble. |
The Micro Machine Man | |
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Zero X. Diamond | |
That's the worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard. |