 | Mayor Mike Haggar |
| If the Jeopardy category was "phrases third graders think make them sound tough and manly", you just swept the entire column in one speech bubble. |
 | The Micro Machine Man |
| DoomMarineactionfigurenowwithkungfukickaction!Youpushthe switchandhislegjutsoutinacomicallystiffandawkwardfashion! Butyou'retenyearsoldsoyoudon'tknowhowaproperkickworks anywayandyoujustwanttospendyourallowanceonsomethingthatwill makeyouthetalkoftheplaygroundforaweeksoyoullbuyit! Explosivebarrelandactiondogsoldseparately.FromGaloob! |
 | Zero X. Diamond |
| That's the worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard. |
