 | Mayor Mike Haggar |
| Yes, Sagat and Balrog literally scalped Ken, stuffed their trophy in a box and delivered it to Ryu by crashing a car into his house. If you're looking to pinpoint the exact moment that Capcom said "fuck this shit" and pulled the licensing rights from Malibu, here it is! |
 | Mega Man |
| Sadly, that didn't stop them from printing one more issue that manages to be even more inane than this one. |
 | Spoony Spoonicus |
| And remember kids: If someone is asking you for the rights to adapt your multi-million dollar property, always read a script first! |
