 | Mayor Mike Haggar |
| Your art team may consist of exactly one mediocre Rob Liefeld copycat, but it's not David Gonterman levels of bad. You don't have to shoehorn their win quotes into the dialog so we can tell them apart. |
 | Bad Box Art Mega Man |
| Hey, that's unfair to Rob Liefeld. ...At least this guy can draw feet! |
 | Winston Thrasher |
| Holy crap! I rarely ever see anyone connect with Balrog's Floaty Fists, let alone while clipping halfway through his opponent. It usually ends up going behind them. |
 | Zero X. Diamond |
| There are actions happening, but I'd hardly call this "action." |
