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3/16/2015

XenoTHANKFUCKIT'SFINALLYOVER, Page 36



Mayor Mike Haggar
Thus concludes our whirlwind tour of this smelly, smelly piece of shit.

Hell, I'll go further; I dare say this is the worst thing we've ever riffed.  We've done stuff that's bad, godawful and even bordered on being a crime against humanity, but this is unreadable!  Hell, this is to our show what Castle of Fu Manchu is to MST3K- a work so ungodly banal and boring that no amount of riffing can make it remotely tolerable, much less redeem it!
Spoony Spoonicus
I'm not going to lie, this was a tough one.  There are few things more insufferable than self-indulgent wankers who think that every single idea that floats into their head is comedy gold that needs to be shared with the world.  Especially when they have no talent with which to convey it.

But at the very least, I can't fault their taste in games.  Xenosaga is a solid trilogy whose only real failing was being too ambitious for its time.  And being released under the banner of the king of schmuck companies, Namco Bandai...
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Spoony Spoonicus
(Winds shotgun)
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
Mayor Mike Haggar
That thing better be dead now.
Spoony Spoonicus
I'm not taking any chances.  Kill the main breaker and scuttle the building.


Spoony Spoonicus
So what are our options from here?
Mayor Mike Haggar
The way I see it, we either hire the most expensive lawyer we can find and hope he can plea bargain us out of a long jail stay, or we get our hands on some fake IDs and passports and flee the country until this whole thing dies down.
Spoony Spoonicus
I vote option B.
Mayor Mike Haggar
Good call.

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