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3/03/2015

Foppy's Big Day Out (An Aberration Arboretum Presentation), Part 1

Zero X. Diamond
We've finally reached it.  This is where it all began.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is the very first foray that yours truly ever made into the world of Interactive Fiction.  This one comes from the wild and wooly pre-millennial days of the internet--1999 to be exact.  Unlike the other IFs we've riffed on, this one wasn't started by me, but brother, do I make an entrance.  I was at my self-centered, childish prime when it came to this one!

This story is called Foppy's Day Out, and it's about a Foppy who realizes he is free after Master Belch is defeated and who sets out on an adventure to... uh... something?  Being that it was written mostly by people who hadn't hit puberty--I myself was only ten--it doesn't really have any discernible plot.  Things just sort of happen with no real goal in mind, and every writer has their own agenda they're trying to push forward.  The result is a magnificently disjointed piece of trash that goes absolutely nowhere and makes absolutely no sense.

Enjoy!  Or don't!

The return of interactive fiction! Ooh, what fun.

Spoony Spoonicus
Another festival of shitty illiterate morons trying to push their pink sparkly pony vampire angel Mary Sue characters who fall into the story at the drop of a hat as being so much more cool and perfect and awesome than every other shitty illiterate moron's Mary Sue character who falls into the story at the drop of a hat!  I can't wait!
Zero X. Diamond
I think that's supposed to be a question.  "Ooh, what fun?  Me not know."

Rules -
No characters from anything commercial other than Earthbound. This includes pokemon, which I overlooked before.

Zero X. Diamond
I have a feeling you'll be overlooking it again.


Write at least five sentences (a paragraph) every time.

Zero X. Diamond
Is this a writing assignment for Mrs. Lawrence's fourth grade class?


Keep Foppy as the main character.

Zero X. Diamond
Another educated guess: this isn't really going to happen.


Use at least some grammar. Really. It's the good stuff kids go for.

Spoony Spoonicus
Then immediately forget once they learn to use the Internet.
Zero X. Diamond
Nnnnnnnope.


No omnipotence. It’s no fun to have godlike characters.

Zero X. Diamond
Not gonna happen.

Spoony Spoonicus
I could point out a certain fiasco about a certain fan character whose author wrote a 100 page wiki article explaining every facet of her sheer magnificence, but I'd rather not drum that headache up again...

Only two author characters allowed per person.

Mayor Mike Haggar
Can we place a hard limit on the number of retarded superpowers they have too?

Exceptions can be made (such as if two characters were a team, or a character was just a facsimile of a standard Earthbound character, such as Dr. Andonuts or Bubble Monkey)
ALL POSTS ON THIS TOPIC MUST CONTAIN STORY!!!

Zero X. Diamond
 Define "story."  I don't think we're going to have the same definition.

No “comment posts” are allowed, with the exception of status and plot recaps, which only I will make. All comments must be routed through E-mail. If a comment post MUST be made on the board, please delete the post within 24 hours, or we risk the IF leaders to get mad at us.

---

The time:

Zero X. Diamond
The 90s.  It is time for Klax.


 Two days after Ness defeated Master Belch.

The scene was a very dark, unfurnished room inside some sort of factory. The walls seemed some sort of mechanical configurations with wires and such,

Zero X. Diamond
I'm... not entirely sure what this is supposed to mean.

Spoony Spoonicus
One paragraph in and we're already discarding the rule about grammar.

but besides that, the only other interesting thing in the room was a door. But wait... what was that strange orange fellow sleeping in the corner.

Zero X. Diamond
Tails?  IS IT TAILS???


The figure moved a little bit, and started to rouse. "Groan... ooh... I must have slept in... Belch is going to chew me off bad this time..." the orange creature mumbled aloud as it gradually awakened. It pushed a hidden panel on the wall that turned the lights on.

With the lights on, the creature took a more definite appearance. It was ovular in shape, orange in color, had two rounded feet, eyes like slits...

Zero X. Diamond
Louie Anderson??


why, it was none other than a Foppy!

Zero X. Diamond
That must be the French word for Louie Anderson.


The Foppy blinked once and sweatdropped.

Zero X. Diamond
Foppy no baka... u.u;


"Oh boy... I'm in trouble... I really shouldn't have stayed up so late... stupid Master Belch... stupid job... stupid life..." he thought to himself before opening the door and scurrying outside. Outside the room was a great factory;

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
A great factory... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Zero X. Diamond
Oh, GREAT factory... for a moron!!


 its walls were lined with machinery and its floors covered in crates labeled "Fly Honey."

Spoony Spoonicus
This dark and gritty remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory isn't very good.

Zero X. Diamond
This made it very hard to walk across said floors.


 However, something was wrong... it was absolutely quiet! There were no factory workers in sight, and the Foppy noticed this.
"Where did everybody go?" the Foppy wondered worriedly

Zero X. Diamond
So you hate your boss, your job, and your life... but now you're worried about where everybody went?


as it sped down ladders, ran through corridors, and searched for his comrades. No slimy little piles, no other Foppies... no mostly bad flies... why, there wasn't even a Mr. Saturn slave! But wait... what was that up ahead near the Fly Honey packaging conveyor? A pink creature wearing a bow?

Zero X. Diamond
Birdo??


 The Foppy went to investigate.
Of course, the Foppy met a Mr. Saturn, who, strangely, was meandering around freely instead of packaging Fly Honey. "What? What's going on! Why aren't you... I mean why isn't... augh!

Mayor Mike Haggar
I usually have to be really drunk before I have that much trouble getting through a complete thought.


 What's going on here?" the Foppy queried.
Surprised, the Mr. Saturn quickly turned around to face the Foppy. "Hmm? Oh, boing. I just cleaning up, make good merry house home boing! Belch go belch, Ness... nice name Ness is! Come and... and… ZOOM!!!... belch Belch. No more Belch. Burp!" The Foppy, trying to make ends of what the Mr. Saturn was saying, concluded that some horrible hero had come and defeated Master Belch. How awful for the Foppy!

Or was it...

Spoony Spoonicus
Well he doesn't have to slaughter you and your friends en masse to grind out levels anymore, so I'd probably say that's a good thing!


"Hmmm... Master Belch is... is... gone? This is terrible! Who will punish me?

Zero X. Diamond
This is getting pretty weird for a story written by kids...

Mayor Mike Haggar
Fifty Shades of Foppy.

Phil Ken Sebben
HA HA!  Flavor of the month.


Who will make me work for under minimum wage?

Spoony Spoonicus
The United States Congress.  And they'll call you "lazy" for it while they pick up a check every week for sitting on their asses and doing nothing.


Who will give unpaid overtime?

Zero X. Diamond
You could always move to China and make iPhones for a living.  Hell, that'd be great for a guy like you!  All those hazardous chemicals wouldn't be able to make your hands all crinkly and impossible to use... because you have none!


My precious... hmm... wait a minute... now that I think about it, Master Belch never appreciated my work anyway... hey... if Belch and his slimies are gone... then that means... VACATION!!!" the Foppy concluded in his head. He checked his wallet. $150, which wasn't much considering inflation.

Spoony Spoonicus
And considering it's Earthbound, it wouldn't last you a week even in Onett.


But imagine... freedom! The thought of being able to do as he pleased excited the Foppy, who had been enslaved and underpaid all his life.

Zero X. Diamond
Don't you usually use slave labor so you don't have to pay them at all?

Why, he could leave the room he was in! He could leave the floor he was on! Why... he could even leave the factory! The outside world was out there, the slimies of the one Belch always raved about!

Zero X. Diamond
Uh... what?  I'm sorry, I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that.


The thoughts of freedom were too much. The Foppy jumped for joy then headed for the secret exit he had always heard about. It was just an open tunnel in the back of the factory: apparently it was Belch's escape route if anything bad happened. Supposedly it also led to the valley where the slimies captured the Mr. Saturn folk. The Foppy easily discovered the dirt tunnel at the back of the factory and ran through it, adrenaline pumping too madly to allow him to consider the consequences.

There was a light at the end of the tunnel...

Mayor Mike Haggar
Too bad it's just a freight train coming your way.  (Orchestral riff)

Zero X. Diamond
 Foppy was so excited for his freedom that he had a massive coronary and died.


daylight... freedom...

---

The Foppy Walked into the daylight. “Wow… hot springs…”

Zero X. Diamond
Makes for a mighty uncomfortable mattress.


 he wondered, then dived in. The Mr. Saturn stared at him from across the spring. "Umm… hi," the Foppy said. Suddenly something dropped from above and knocked the Foppy out.

Spoony Spoonicus
Wile E. Coyote laughed in excitement at one of his harebrained traps finally working, then went home disappointed when he found he just caught some dumb orange ball thing and not the Road Runner.
Zero X. Diamond
This post JUST BARELY makes the requirement for paragraph length.  You're on thin ice, mister!


---

It was a piece of metal that read, "Prop. of Dr. Andonuts, Winters."

Spoony Spoonicus
If found, drop in any US Mailbox.

"Hmmmm," thought Foppy, "didn't that Mr. Saturn mention one those kids who kicked Master Belch's slimy butt was named Andonuts?"

Zero X. Diamond
No.  No, he did not.


Deciding to thank the kids for getting rid of Belch, Foppy went to the Saturn Valley Travel Center

Zero X. Diamond
Because they have one of those!


and booked a triple poor class flight to Winters.

Spoony Spoonicus
"Your pilot today is Launchpad McQuack." a voice on the PA said.


 Then he went back to pack up all of his worldly goods for his journey.

Zero X. Diamond
Yes, all his precious grime and filth.  Mustn't leave it at home in the tiny electrical closet you lived in!


Soon, he was on his way to Winters...

---

The oceans started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
for not the help of the fearless crew,
the Saturn would be lost..
the Saturn would be lost..

Zero X. Diamond
Oh, I get it. It's like the theme from that old show... oh, what was it called? They were all on an island and there was this guy Gilligan? I think it was Happy Days.

Clobberpuppy
This story can sit on it!

---

The ship set ground on the shore of the snowbound island,

Zero X. Diamond
Hey, wait... he bought tickets for a plane!  What, was the boat named "Triple Poor Class Flight" or something?


and Foppy got off.

Zero X. Diamond
Man, the last two posters are going to fail Mrs. Lawrence's class.


---

Then, where the other Foppy was a snow-covered wasteland.

Spoony Spoonicus
Winters is more or less an analogue of the United Kingdom, so... yeah, that's about right.


The Foppy began walking, when he ran into a Gruff Goat.
Gruff Goat confronted Foppy.
Foppy tried Brainshock A.
The Gruff Goat couldn't concentrate.
The Gruff Goat charged forward.
The GG missed Foppy.
Foppy kicked the GG.
GG suffers 48 HP of damage.
GG became tame.
YOU WON!
Foppy gets 30 exp.
Foppy levels up.
Foppy gains 1 agility point.
Foppy gains 1 IQ point.
Oh baby!
Foppy gains 15 HP.
Foppy gains 3 PP.
Foppy realizes the power of PSI Fire A.

Mayor Mike Haggar
Remember all of this, there will be a quiz.


Foppy continued walking...

---

.... only to find several yellow mice crowded around a fire with signs sticking out of their heads.

Being cautious, he hid under a bush nearby and listened to them.
"G...G...Geez, it's freezing up h..h..here." one of them stammered, rubbing its paws together.

The others all nodded, their teeth chattering in the cold.

Another said, "T.. T..." it sneezed and continued, "Too bad Master

Zero X. Diamond
 Master Kramberto??


has business today.. Ahh...Ahhh...." it sneezed one again, "And can't come t...to help." Curious, Foppy edged forward and stepped on a stick....

Zero X. Diamond
Step on a stick, break your mother's dick.


---

the yellow mice looked up and the Foppy ran. The mice got up and with a series of yelps and screams charged after the Foppy.

Zero X. Diamond
Rabies is a tragic disease.


The Foppy tried to run as fast as he could, but a blunt object struck the Foppy on the back of the head and he went unconscious.

Mayor Mike Haggar
This guy spends more time passed out in his own vomit than Nick Nolte.


---

It was yet another piece of metal marked:
"Prop of Dr. Andonuts, Winters"
Foppy new he was getting closer. But, he turned around to face his pursuers for now...

Zero X. Diamond
Foppy's superpower is the ability to immediately wake up after being knocked out.


---

The mice were getting closer… and Foppy didn’t have a lot of strength to use PSI. He waited for them to attack when something grabbed him from above and took him inside a large metal ball.

Zero X. Diamond
Hey, the author said no Pokemon!


 Inside there was a gray-haired man wearing a lab coat…

Zero X. Diamond
Doctor Wily!?


it was Dr. Andonuts and the Skyrunner v. 1.2 beta! They flew off but
something started to rumble… it was ______

Zero X. Diamond
 Well yeah, everybody knows that the Sky Runner was incredibly vulnerable to being hit upon the undercarriage by six underscores.


---

...something banging at the bottom of the Skyrunner!

Mayor Mike Haggar
William Shatner was going to have to unload a can of whoop-ass before they went down in flames.


Dr. Andonuts quickly placed Foppy inside a spare
Instant Rejuvenating Machine inside the Skyrunner.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Zero X. Diamond
Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head!


What was making that dreadful noise? Dr. Andonuts looked out the window but saw nothing.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Zero X. Diamond
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!


Confused and desiring doughnuts, Dr. Andonuts quizzically asked, "Uhm... who is it?"
"Evil cow desiring to take over the world.

Zero X. Diamond
Yeah, you read that correctly.  This story is about to get SOOOOOO ZANY!!!

Spoony Spoonicus
Tim Schafer you are not.

...Though considering recent events, that might be a good thing.


May I come in?"

"I don't think you should. There isn't very much room in here."

"I have doughnuts."

Dr. Andonuts, the doughnut-loving scientist he was, quickly opened a trapdoor in the bottom of the Skyrunner, anticipating a box of doughnuts.

Mayor Mike Haggar
If all else fails, bribe your mark with doughnuts.


Instead, all he saw was the blast of lightning smashing into his face before he blacked out...

Zero X. Diamond
Damn it!  Foppy should have opened the door!  He'd be fine by now!

Spoony Spoonicus
This kind of reminds me of playing the original Wasteland, where bullets just knock you out 85% of the time instead of causing any lasting injury.  Though I do prefer that to the sequel, where if an enemy so much as breathes on you it takes away 80% of your health.  Which you don't regenerate over time and you can't easily recover from because health packs are so goddamn rare and expensive...

Meanwhile, Foppy had just been healed by the Instant Rejuvenation Device. He tried to stretch his arms, but realized he had none,

Zero X. Diamond
 How would he even know how to try that?  It would be like me trying to wag my tail, or breathe through my gills, or enjoy this story.


so he stretched his feet. "Ahh... life is good. Imagine, I defeated a Gruff Goat! Battles are fun when I'm not defeated instantly in a swirl of green colors. Who knew how groovy the backgrounds became when entering a fight?" Foppy thought to himself.

Zero X. Diamond
"Gee, it sure is swell to make a joke about game mechanics!  In fact, I will now make an additional joke about game mechanics!"  Foppy thought to himself.


Foppy felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw a most horrible sight.

It was a cow...

Zero X. Diamond
Louie Anderson??

 a blue cow... a bipedal blue cow!

Mayor Mike Haggar
And not a doe, a deer, a female deer.


 The cow must have been six feet tall when standing on its hind legs.

Zero X. Diamond
That is a ridiculously short cow.

Clobberpuppy
Quick, run away before he recreates the worst scene from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist!


 It had a bell around its neck and a bunch of weapons hanging from his belt. "Greetings," the cow growled, "now please die."

Zero X. Diamond
At least he's being polite about it.


The blue cow pulled out a bazooka from behind his back and aimed it at the Foppy.

All seemed lost... but who was that figure standing behind the blue cow inside the Skyrunner?

Zero X. Diamond
It was an executive from Fox, here to cancel his cartoon, Life with Louie!


---

It was the Great Foppy himself!

Spoony Spoonicus
Charlie Brown!


TGF attacked the blue cow.
TGF used PSI Tomato.
Blue Cow was attacked by a big red guy who sounded like Mr. T.

Spoony Spoonicus
Ah yes Mr. T.  The terrible meme of the Earthbound community in the late 90s.  Which was just confusing because you could tell nobody in that community was even alive when T was big news, so they just based their entire perception of him on third-hand knowledge of Rocky III and the A-Team.

Blue Cow suffered 10000 HP of damage.
Blue Cow was defeated.
TGF WON!!!
TGF gained 1 exp.
Then TGF said, "Find your soul mate, Luke my grasshopper."

Zero X. Diamond
Comedy.  This is jokes.  Laughs-a-plenty.

Spoony Spoonicus
We're edging dangerously close to Unepic territory here.


Foppy woke up, the whole wacky thing was a dream.

Spoony Spoonicus
Because that lameass reset button NEVER gets old!


"It's good to see you are awake, Mr. Foppy."
It was Dr. Andonuts, and they were in Dr. Andonuts' Lab.
"Where is your son and his friends?" Foppy asked.
"Oh, they went to ________.

Zero X. Diamond
Eight underscores?  Well, why don't you just take the Sky Runner?  No danger there.


 Care for a doughnut?" Came the reply.

---

"Oh, they went to Summers. Something about the weather... oh, I do believe the weather out here is wonderful, though, don't you think?" Dr. Andonuts looked out a window in his laboratory

Zero X. Diamond
Wait a fucking minute, what??  How did they get inside his lab?!


 and saw a horrible snowstorm ravaging the countryside. "Yes, wonderful weather indeed. Care for a doughnut?" the scientist mused.

Taking a doughnut Dr. Andonuts gave him, Foppy attempted to put the pastry in his mouth, but to no avail. For Foppy had no mouth, of course! However, in the mystery that only occurs in video games, Foppy consumed the doughnut anyway.

"Hmm... I wonder... it seems like just a dream... but a blue cow sounds like a horrible prophetic prediction to me...

Zero X. Diamond
It sounds like a horribly fucking dumb idea for a villain to me.


and imagining the Great Foppy himself... the idol of all Foppies in fact..." the Foppy pondered to himself.

Looking to his side, Foppy saw Dr. Andonuts stuffing his face with the doughnuts he craved. Feeling free to explore the laboratory, Foppy wandered around, gazing about at the many machines. One of them had a label that read, "VR Training Machine - Build your levels without the hassle! 25 cents."

Spoony Spoonicus
"25 cents my ass!  I paid $40 for that glorified mission pack!"


Foppy pulled a quarter out of his shoe and inserted it into the machine. Foppy let the machine start up, put on the VR helmet, then selected the game, "Duck Hunt."

Zero X. Diamond
Cutting edge virtual reality technology.

Spoony Spoonicus
You gotta use your hands?  That's like a baby's toy!

---

The Foppy looked in front of himself in the VR plane. He with his own virtual arms was holding a Baddest Beam. Suddenly, a group of Mad Ducks attacked him! Foppy fired the beam and fried Mad Duck A. Mad Duck B attacked! Foppy dodged quickly. Mad Duck C revealed his identity.

Mr. McMahon
It's ME, FOPPY!  IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, FOPPY!

Mad Duck General attacked! (Apologies to whoever made him up.)

Zero X. Diamond
As you well should.  Nobody deserves to be in this story!


Foppy used PSI Fire A! Mad Duck General suffered 500 damage! Mad Duck General fainted! You Won! Foppy gained 300 exp. Foppy gained level 10!!! Oh baby! All stats were raised by 8! Foppy learned the power of PK Beam r! Foppy learned the power of PSI Earthquake B!

"Wow! What a rush! Enough training for now, I'm hungry!"

Zero X. Diamond
But you just ate!


 Foppy said.
He looked around for some food. He tried to eat the Mad Duck... and did! "Yummy! Time for reality!" Foppy said, returning to reality. He wandered around the lab some more and discovered a room labeled "Boxes Radiating Mysterious Power".

Zero X. Diamond
It was down a hallway labeled "Bullshit The Reader Is Expected To Believe".


He entered the room and randomly selected a box. He opened one and he suddenly felt odd. He had grown arms and a mouth!

Zero X. Diamond
Thus destroying all that was unique about him, turning him into nothing but a short orange guy.

Clobberpuppy
IT'S TAZZ!


He also gained the weapon "Foppy Flamethrower".

"Wow! Now I can REALLY TALK!

Spoony Spoonicus
It's like Osamu Tezuka's Dororo!  Only, you know, shit.

And wow do my arms feel loose!" He whipped his arm and it flew off and returned. (Idea from Plok!)

Zero X. Diamond
 NO!  REALLY?


"Cool! I'd better go see the good doctor!" Foppy left the room, but when he left Dr. Andonuts was being attacked by...

---

...Mankey Boy

Zero X. Diamond
No Pokemon!

Spoony Spoonicus
Well, he could be referring to Manky Kong, who was a minor enemy in the first Donkey Kong Country game.

 and a group of Mad Ducks!
"I'll save you, professor!" said Foppy. He whipped out his Flamethrower and cooked the Mad Ducks! Mankey Boy just grinned, unaffected. He then shouted a mystical incantation:

"Power buried within me,
Pokémon around the world,
elements and types of them all,
give me the strength, speed, power, and honor.
I am the Machampion!"

Spoony Spoonicus
...Yeah, I can't lawyer you out of that one.  Sorry.

Zero X. Diamond
1.) Your little poem didn't rhyme and sucked ass.
2.) Since when do Pokemon evolve by reciting a little ditty?
3.) Since when does Mankey evolve into Machamp??
4.) NO POKEMON!!

A flash of light changed the cyborg into a 4-armed freak-bot!

Zero X. Diamond
 So, wait... huh?  Mankey Boy is some sort of cyborg?  That's information that should have been provided up front!


There was a black light bulb (Ghost) and a regular light bulb (Psychic) on his head. There was a flamethrower with adjustable nossles and settings on the lower left arm, and 2 high power hydro-cannons with adjustable nossles(fire), temperature, and pressure settings(Ice and water), A belt of 7 extra attachments for his hands, and a jetpack with retractable wings on his back.

Zero X. Diamond
So a cyborg Pokemon with a million different attachments sticking out of him who is invulnerable to being killed with a flamethrower?  Ladies and gentlemen, character of the year.  Right here.

Clobberpuppy
Until I bust out my Dodrio and Drill Peck his ass to the moon.


---

Foppy looked at Machampion. He blinked. He looked over to his side at a fainted Dr. Andonuts. He blinked again. He looked at his newfound arms. Time for another blink.

Zero X. Diamond
Blinking: apparently a substitute for comedy.


Then he looked at his flamethrower and remembered his training. Foppy grinned.

Foppy attempted to concentrate, but then remembered the bane of all Foppies! He wasn't able to concentrate, and the PSI attack, "Didn't work very well..."! Foppy tried a few more times to use PSI, but just became more frustrated! His frustration increased when Machampion threw a Sand Attack at Foppy, blinding him.

"Augh! Why must I be born a Foppy?

Zero X. Diamond
He hasn't been born yet?


 Why! I'm steaming up!" Foppy cried. He started punching out his boomerangish hands, but Foppy was blinded and couldn't see his target. So then Foppy pulled out his flamethrower and, in Earthbound 0 tradition, blasted flames everywhere. Foppy heard Machampion laughing at him and became very frustrated. Foppy started crying and was forgetting his PSI!


Spoony Spoonicus
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!

 Due to his flamethrower, the automatic-sprinkling-system was peppering the area with water... in fact, the entire laboratory was starting to burn!

"Ha ho ho! This is outright hilarious!"

Zero X. Diamond
I disagree quite strongly.

Spoony Spoonicus
This story takes a unique approach to comedy by not including jokes.


 Machampion laughed, then teased Foppy with a Bubble attack.

Foppy was so frustrated...
So angry...
Seething with rage...

"Foppy was able to concentrate!"

In a furor of mental power, Foppy concentrated. He aimed his flamethrower towards where Machampion was laughing, and fired. At the same time, he fired a PK Beam r, thusly incorporating the blast into the flames, creating an uber-blast!

Zero X. Diamond
 I call no way on this.


Machampion took the hit and reeled backwards, then slammed into the wall.

Machampion groaned, wiped a bit of blood off his face, then grinned.

Zero X. Diamond
 He has blood?  What the hell do the organic bits look like?  Mankey?  Machamp?  ... Louie Anderson?


 "You like psychic?" he mused, "Well then, I'll give you psychic!" Machampion then shot a Psybeam attack raging towards Foppy.

Spoony Spoonicus
Fighting types using Psychic moves?  Someone's been using a Gameshark!

 Foppy, terrified, looked around himself frantically to see how he could counterattack...

Zero X. Diamond
WILL FOPPY DEFEAT MACHAMPION IN TIME TO SAVE DR. ANDONUTS?  OR WILL THIS BE THE END FOR OUR HEROES?  FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF FOPPY'S DAY OUT!!

Clobberpuppy
Same bat time, same bat channel!