 | Winston Thrasher |
| A day in the life of Charles Barkley, pre-cyberpocalypse. 6:00 am wake up, 6:10 wash basketball, 6:31 suit up for the big game, 6:35 kiss wife, 6:52 f-zero, 7:01 high five security guard, 7:09 arrive on the court, 7:12 opposing team surrenders Charles wins more basketball games before breakfast than most people do all day. |
 | Clobberpuppy |
| Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? U-DO! U-DO! |
