|If only all self-insertion Mary Sue characters would meet such an end.|
|Mayor Mike Haggar|
|If nothing else, I can safely say I've never seen a self insert willingly wear a sailor's cap and a sky-blue plaid shirt.|
|He activated MOMO's "52nd Street" function. Now why would Dr. Mizrahi program such a thing?|
|Nothing cooler than that MOMO, looking like Randy from Manwhore Industries.|
|Who celebrates twenty issues as a milestone?|
"Congratulations self, you made 20 ass-ugly MSPaint comics! Here's to another twenty!"
|I'd rather tear my own head off than read another one.|