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3/30/2014

Frozen Part 9

To everyone else in the room, the two were exactly identical, except that GMOE was slightly taller. GMOE, however, took one look at the intruder's face, and blanched.

Zero X. Diamond
Like that lady from the Golden Girls?

He opened his mouth, but couldn't speak. When he finally managed to choke some words out, they were in a language only he and the intruder understood.

Mayor Mike Haggar
OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!


"Kumgogo kokaku Kapeka! Kopapu kopopu kapo!" Said GMOE angrily.

Zero X. Diamond
That's adorable.  He has his own stupid ass secret twin language.


"I can speak English Kfkpmo." Replied the intruder.

Zero X. Diamond
I don't think you can if you think that's a word.


"Well then," started GMOE, "What are you doing here?"

"Relax, I've got the elder's permisssion." Said the intruder, soothingly. "You stopped sending letters, so he told me to go find you.

Zero X. Diamond
So basically this is the Nyeka of our story?

Mayor Mike Haggar
Bullshit plot points that will never be explained counter: 7


Is this place always like this?" asked the mystery moogle.

GMOE explained the present situation, about the aliens and being frozen in time.

Neon Green
Don't explain the whole story; she'll just get lost.

Zero X. Diamond
I winced when I read this because even if he didn't type it all out, my brain sure did.


"So what. 550 years isn't that long." said the intruder disparagingly.

"Humans don't live nearly as long as us. They'd all be dead by then." explained GMOE.

Neon Green
And then we can RULE THE WORLD!


"Oh. So we've go to help them with their problem?" Asked the intruder.

GMOE nodded. "Oh, and if you can't help you're welcome to stay as long as you want at my house."

Zero X. Diamond
Just remember, if you want to get in, you'll have to climb onto the roof and go down the chimney.  Also none of the doors work and the bed is like a slab of solid titanium.  Enjoy your stay!

"Why does she call you Kfkpmo?" asked Kyle.

GMOE blushed. "Oh, well that's my name in our language,

Neon Green
Why would he blush if it's just his name?
Zero X. Diamond
It's the equivalent to being a boy named Susan Moonbeam in moogle speak.


 humans have troubled pronouncing it, so I like the english equivalent better."

Zero X. Diamond
Yes, "Greatest Mog on Earth" is the English equivalent of "Kfkpmo."

Spoony Spoonicus
That's not even a name, it's a fart sound.


"Hey, you never introduced us!" Said Matt.

Neon Green
That's because you aren't important, bitch!


"You two seem to know each other, so, introduce to him."

"Her." corrected GMOE. "This brat's my little sister, Kapeka."

Zero X. Diamond
Kapeka and her brother... Kfkpmo.  Do moogles only have like seven letters in their language?

Kapeka smashed GMOE's twice-injured hand against the wall he was leaning on.

Neon Green
What?  Why?

Zero X. Diamond
 She was being RANDOM!  LOL!  ^__________^;;

Spoony Spoonicus
The customary Moogle greeting is being thrown through a flaming table, but they don't have time for that right now.


(Kapeka is my second AC. I have her info up now.)

Glenn again felt useless,

Zero X. Diamond
It's hard to go on once you've realized the truth I guess.


not to mention still a bit ticked at having walked all the way to Onett only to get right back to where he started.

Zero X. Diamond
Nobody asked you to go looking for girls' feet, Glenn.


He didn't know anyone there except Zac a little, and Happy Bob, who Glenn worried about.

Neon Green
He's worried about how he pulls things out of his butt.

Zero X. Diamond
He saw him hit on Sandra and is worried he won't get to see her bare feet anymore.


It reminded him of that time he had a mental breakdown after following Reid Tucker's training.

Zero X. Diamond
Reid Tucker was his favorite WWE hopeful.  When he pulled that hamstring and didn't get recruited, Glenn just about died.


 But Glenn made sure not to stare at Bob. He didn't know what might set him off and, rune magic or no rune magic, a knife to the throat is dangerous.

Zero X. Diamond
Just draw the "Immune to Knife Wounds" rune on your throat.  Problem solved.

Spoony Spoonicus
Protection from Normal Weapons.  Problem solved.  Unless he somehow managed to get his hands on a +1 magic combat knife.


However, it was this scene that was so beautiful that made Glenn think of his parents.

Zero X. Diamond
Oh God, not you too!  Don't you start dumping meaningless tragic backstory on us now!


 Seeing a mother and father watch lovingly as their children are so happy.

Glenn's parents were refugees from a distant planet called Corel.

Zero X. Diamond
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neon Green
Wait...

Zero X. Diamond
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neon Green
Geez, everybody's got a tragic parental backstory going on right now, huh?

Zero X. Diamond
Corel!  Their planet is named after a graphic design software company!!


They were called Corellia. The planet was destroyed by an evil race 18 years ago, when Glenn's parents arrived.

Zero X. Diamond
 It was a joint strike from the Jascellans and the Adobeians!!

Spoony Spoonicus
Overseen by the council of Novell and their arms division Bell Labs.


Glenn had been born a year later on Earth.

As Glenn thought of his parents, a buzzing went off in his head, making him jump.

Spoony Spoonicus
Oh, the hot pockets are done!
Neon Green
He's thinking too hard!


Words scrolled across his eyes.

Zero X. Diamond
He opted in for the new Google Optic Nerve.  Eyes connected directly to the internet!!

Spoony Spoonicus
Also, they secretly log every single thing you look at, ever, so they can target ads and services toward your fetishes.


Before Glenn knew what was happening, he was reading the words to himself.

Attantion all Corellia, the planet Corel is under attack.

Zero X. Diamond
Is this a flashback or is this happening right now?


Information on a new weapon design will follow this announcement. Return to Corel immediatly following completion of weapon.

Spoony Spoonicus
So does that mean he's just going to get this thing done and then bail out of the story?


What? But that can't be...! Then Glenn realized. The message was sent from Corel. Corel is somewhat far away, it would take about 18 years for the transmission to get to Earth. His parent warned him of it.

Neon Green
His one parent.

Zero X. Diamond
They fused together to become stronger, Zerocky style.


Glenn was about to shrug it off, but when the designs for the weapon began to flash across his eyes, Glenn became interested. He took out a notepad and a pan and jotted info down.

Zero X. Diamond
The pan was in case he wanted to fry some eggs.  Writing makes you hungry.


"This is amazing! And what great timing too! And here I thought I'd be a useless side person..."

Zero X. Diamond
Oh cool, he's using the Zero Diamond method: importance and power through the gaining of new equipment!


Bob looked from Sandra to Glenn. "What?"

"Nothing," said Glenn.

"You shouldn't talk to yourself. People might think you're insane," said Happy Bob the Homicidal Maniac.

Zero X. Diamond
I never thought I'd see the day when I didn't find irony amusing.  That day has come.


 He turned back to Sandra, who was now explaining the situation the the Chosen Four.

Zero X. Diamond
He's going to be there until hell freezes over.


Glenn only grinned and looked down at this complicated design he had just set to paper. He shoved the note pad into his pocket and stood up.

"Well," he said, "I'll see you guys later."

"Where are you going?" asked Zac. "The others should be at me and my brother's complex. Its-"

"No, no, I have something else to do."

Zero X. Diamond
"It's much more important than saving the entire planet.  Trust me, it is.  Like, it's so important that... you don't even know, man."


Zac, Sandra, and Nebiroth looked confused. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo looked even more confused.

"Others?" asked Ness.

"Oh, yeah. I almost forgot about them!" said Sandra. "I haven't really seen them though."

Glenn walked out of the house before the conversation continued.

Neon Green
Because he didn't want to hear any more of their bullshit.


He had to find parts to this new weapon, even if he had to steal them. Hey, this is a world crisis. The people would understand, right?

(Noodle, it's Oh-May-Dramon. OK?)

"DarkWarriorNacemon. change Lightning Sword into Dark Bolt Blade.

George Takei
Ohhhhh Myyyyyy.


 Make Thunder Shield into Black Rupture.

Zero X. Diamond
Black Rupture sounds like a gory gay porno.


Shock Storm...make it Doom Lightning. Oh yeah, and make a Gronnie(is that how it's spelled?)

Zero X. Diamond
I can't even begin to imagine what he's trying to spell.


to combine with ChaosGallantmon. Good."

Before long, the two new digimon-and a dark Gronnie-were descending to Earth. WarriorNacemon and WereGrowlithmon were defending themselves against a now-weakened ChaosGallantmon-they had the upper hand-until, figures, two NEW evil Digimon show up...plus a power-up for ChaosGallantmon...

Zero X. Diamond
More shitty writing and stupidly convenient plot contrivances?  Yeah, that DOES figure.


(I'm best at battle scenes...

Zero X. Diamond
Highly debatable.


i'll let Noodle decide what's next.)

(It's spelt Grani. You'd know if you had close-captioning on.)

Zero X. Diamond
I even watch my subbed anime dubbed!

Spoony Spoonicus
I preferred to show Digimon with the caption block on that obstructed the entire screen.  It was highly preferable to watching something with more recycled animations than Scooby-Doo.

"What is that?" said ChaosGallantmon, looking at the flying jet-like thing.

"Dark Knight! This is Nomad!" said the scientist through his modified D-power. "Can you hear me? The flying device you see before you is a gift for you. It will allow you to fly. I've named it Kilonis.

Spoony Spoonicus
And we have officially backtracked into Technoids territory.

 Hop aboard your trusty steed!"

Mayor Mike Haggar
My winged steed is my giant bee!


"I'll settle for anything at this pont!"

Neon Green
He'd have taken a pony.

Zero X. Diamond
At this DuPont?


 shouted ChaosGallantmon as he hopped aboard Kilonis.

Suddenly, two look-alike Digimon dropped from the sky.

"ChaosGallantmon!" shouted the one that looked like WereGrowlithmon. "We can handle these two!"

"Yeah!" shouted the black-scaled WarriorNacemon. "You take Kilonis and find the rest of the rebels!"

"Will do!" shouted ChaosGallantmon. "Meet me back here in 0800 hours!"

Neon Green
Do you even know what 0800 hours is?

Zero X. Diamond
Uh, yes?  It's when you wait for 800 hours exactly 0 times.  So he's telling them to meet him back here at this exact moment, which they are successfully doing.  Mission accomplished.

Spoony Spoonicus
You'd be really good at Professor Layton.


And the dark knight took off for Twoson.

Transceiver


Zero X. Diamond
He'd heard that Penguin was running a racketeering operation there.


"Sure!" shouted the WarriorNacemon look alike. "Say, DoomWereGrowlithmon. Can you remind me when that will be?"

"No problem, DarkWarriorNacemon!" replied DoomWereGrowlithmon.

Mayor Mike Haggar
Let's pad the story out for two more sentences just because!


 "Now, for the task at hand."

"Shall we do it?" asked WereGrowltihmon.

Zero X. Diamond
This is just one big, grody gay Digimon orgy.


"I don't think so!" said DoomWereGrowlithmon. He morphed his left hand into a Gargomon-style gatling gun.

Zero X. Diamond
One of those.  Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about, being that this is an EarthBound fanfic and I've never watched Digimon once in my life and would rather eat boiled worms than do so.

"DOOM GATLER!"

WereGrowlithmon rolled out of the way of every shot. He charged up his rocket boots and took off.

"You're not getting away that easily!" shouted DoomWereGrowlithmon. He unseathed his scythe, charged his rocket boots up, and took off.

Spoony Spoonicus
Since when did Digimon have rocket boots?


"I'm coming! shouted WarriorNacemon.

Zero X. Diamond
Already??  Geez, you're sensitive!

"No, you're not!" said DarkWarriorNacemon.

Zero X. Diamond
Oh, it's one of THOSE sexual encounters.


"Dark Bolt Blade!" He slashed WarriorNacemon right in the back.

"You wanna dance?" said WarriorNacemon.

Mayor Mike Haggar
As he tipped him a $100 bill.

Zero X. Diamond
Usually that's what leads to what you're doing right now.

Spoony Spoonicus
You're doing it backwards.  Foreplay comes first.


 "Let's dance!"

Back at the Preschool, Sandra had just filled her sister and Ness, Jeff and Poo

Neon Green
Gross.


 of the problems on Earth with the stasis field, but she had yet to explain all that much about herself, except she assured Paula's three friends that she was the sister of Paula and that they would explain later.

Mayor Mike Haggar
Wait, you sit there and drone on for 25 minutes at a stretch, but THAT's the only thing you don't have time to explain?


 Later would be exactly when, as Paula and Zac seemed to simultaneously perk up.

Neon Green
What?  I don't think that makes sense.  Does it?

Zero X. Diamond
You're asking way too much from this story, babe.


"Ack!

Zero X. Diamond
She turned into painfully unfunny Sunday "funny" character Cathy!

Clobberpuppy
Mrs. Lockhorn accidentally crashed her car into the store where Cathy was trying on a swimsuit!  Ha ha ha!


I sense something with a somewhat dark aura heading in our direction!"

Neon Green
My spider senses are tingling!

Zero X. Diamond
A somewhat dark aura.  Like, maybe a sort of mocha aura.


Paula said. "Yeah, I felt that too." Zac replied. Sandra decided if she could track this thing. \Paula, send a wave of that aura your sensing this way. \\Alright, here.\\ Paula did exactly that, although she was confused as to why at first.

As for Nebiroth and Bob, Nebiroth had been chatting a little with Bob and the Polestar parents about his past and Sandra more, explaining more thoroughly through Bob since Nebi's vocal cords were primative of Sandra's battles in Phantom Zone and their accomplishments.

Zero X. Diamond
He made sure to go into great detail about how much he wanted to kill her, outlining the various borderline psychosexual fantasies he laid out of how he would do it.


 James was beginning to understand his once-lost daughter's newly accquired strength.

Spoony Spoonicus
But we just established that she's had super strength since she was about 2...


 Penelope had heard about James, Lance and Terrence being trapped behind the door, in the lab under the Onett meteor, and that she had also unfrozen Johnson in a similar way to herself.

Suddenly Sandra piped in again, "I found our disturbance! He is in fact coming this way. Not at the fastest speed, but he is still coming. I have no idea exactly who he is, but I think he's somewhere in Threed, if Threed is still in the same place it was 10 years ago I mean.

Neon Green
No, it moved.

Zero X. Diamond
They replaced it with Piville.


He presense seemed to have spawned over towards Fourside."

Zero X. Diamond
Your grammar has been steadily falling apart over the last few paragraphs.  By the end of this post, I asesum tmso of hte godeiula ilwl arde ielk htis.


"How were you able to pinpoint his trail though?" asked Ness. "One of the many abilities I learned in my 10 years of Santranus.

Zero X. Diamond
We're celebrating ten years of Santranus, and we're passing the savings on to YOU!!!

Clobberpuppy
She made a soul sacrifice in the game of love to thwart Sardius' evil ways.  Because she's a black magic woman!


 I call it 'Magic Aura'. I used this earlier and found out about Nebiroth's presence here. That's why I asked Paula about sending me a sample of the aura she was feeling."

Spoony Spoonicus
A sample of an aura?  That doesn't make a lick of sense.


 At the mention of his name, Nebiroth looked at Sandra again, "Nebiroth had feeling you knew he here." "Why is that anyways?" she asked him. "Odd it is. Seems that we must be meant more than just foes."

Mayor Mike Haggar
Everyone in this comic is slowly turning into Captain Caveman.

Captain Caveman
CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!


Sandra looked at him, still just a little worried, but now about Nebiroth himself, and not as much for the others. "Zac, should we wait for this thing to find us, or should we try to get back to the complex in Threed?" asked Sandra, "There is a sewer path that can get us to Threed that will allow us to avoid the guy coming for us for a little while, but you'll have to take my family and their friends with us. We can't just leave them here, though."

Zac looked at her and pondered the decision for the moment...

(Sorry if this seems shorter than usual,


Zero X. Diamond
Sorry??  You've made me so very happy!  There's no need to apologize for that!!


but I may not be posting as frequently as I have been for a while, but I'll still post here of course)

It wasn't long at all until before

Zero X. Diamond
Which one is it?  Until or before?


 Glenn had most of the stuff he needed. A metal pipe, wires, buttons, grips...

Spoony Spoonicus
Allen wrench, diamond-tipped spade bit, several broken toasters for spare parts...


Now he only had two things left to get before he could fund a place to start.

Neon Green
He needs a grant.

Spoony Spoonicus
Unfortunately for him, Kickstarter was still many years off.

Zero X. Diamond
Please donate generously to the Useless Side Character Foundation.  Without your help, countless characters in fan fictions will be pushed to the wayside, forever useless and contributing nothing to the story.


 First, he found a car and opened the hood. After some messing around, he managed to alter the car battery with other part of the car to make a power cell.

Zero X. Diamond
He dropped some Mentos in the battery and watched it fizz up.


Then, the last thing needed to get was a precious jewel, gem, or such. Glenn walked into a jewelry store

Zero X. Diamond
Because there were many of those in EarthBound.


and gazed over the selection. He chose an nicely cut amethyst.

Mayor Mike Haggar
The ape murdering laser gun was nearly complete.  Bruce Campbell did not die in vain!


According to the broadcast, the art of making this weapon was very precise.

Zero X. Diamond
So Glenn, being a useless idiot, had absolutely no chance in hell of making it work.


Glenn followed the diagram carefully, shaping the parts, fitting them together, and drawing runes on every part to strengthen it.

I'll show this to Kyle as soon as I'm done. Finally! A dependable weapon! thought Glenn, as he worked.

Spoony Spoonicus
I have a mental image of it coming out looking like a prop from Plan 9.


The battle with the Nomad was a stalemate. The Arconas would be winning normally, as it was in fairly good shape except for the frozen section, while their opponents had no thrust, little to no missiles left, and no shields.

Neon Green
Oh right, there's a spaceship battle going on.

Zero X. Diamond
You can tell a piece is well-written when an explosive space battle evokes that kind of response.  Not excitement, but a sort of dull surprise.


 Unfortunately, the Nomad Had that blasted stasis ray. The gunners were having trouble keeping a bead on the ship, as the Arconas kept having to roll, flip or otherwise dodge the stasis ray. This stalemate would continue until either they ran out of charge for that ray, or the ray managed to hit the bridge. On the plus side Adure thought as the deck rolled under him At least they haven't used a wide beam, like they must have on earth. If they had used a wide earth-sized beam, they would be completely frozen. It was, they could only freeze them one section at a time.

Spoony Spoonicus
"But then we wouldn't have a plot, and with it, we wouldn't have a dumb pointless story where nothing gets accomplished."


He was nearly thrown from his chair as they just barely dodged another red beam. They couldn't keep this up for much longer. A new tactic was required. He keyed the intercom.

Zero X. Diamond
"THE CAPTAIN WUZ HERE" he gouged into its surface with the key to his 1991 Honda Civic.

"Security teams, report to shuttle bays. Gunners, concentrate fire on the spot right above the engines. I want you to blow a hole in the hull." He switched off the intercom. "Stanley, you have the bridge. I'm going out on the shuttles." He picked up his comlink and his blazer pistol.

Neon Green
Such a dorky pistol.


Zero X. Diamond
That's how you know it's sci-fi: his gun has a really stupid name.


He turned on his comlink: "Fire!!" He shouted. Then he ran to the lifts. As he arrived in the shuttle bay, he heard the first volley being fired.

Zero X. Diamond
His crew have the worst reaction times in the fleet.


"All right, boss. You've your hole." Came Stanley's voice. "Thanks." He responded as he clambered into one of the shuttles. He slapped his link off.

Zero X. Diamond
Oh no, Stanley gave him a hole and now he's slapping his link off.  Is this turning into another vulgar scene??


"All right, boys. We're gonna be space walking for a while, so get your suits on. Avoid killing anyone, but if they're shooting at you, stun'm." He told the security team as his put on his Space Walk Suit.

"Alright, Stanly. Take us on a close approach on the hole. We're going in"

Neon Green
There's just too many pervy things in this story!


Zero X. Diamond
That or our minds are filthier than a used mop at a slaughterhouse.


Bob was sitting in a corner, idly carving pictures of Sandra in the floor.

Neon Green
Awww, his fiwst cwush!!


Zero X. Diamond
Wow, so he's using his knife to ruin the floor of somebody else's house because of his sudden creepy obsession with this girl?  I'm not sure if it's possible for him to become less likable at this point.

 He was trying to formulate the perfect plan. No silly, not for battle. He needed a plan to win Sandra over.

Zero X. Diamond
Kill me.  Kill me kill me KILL ME!  KILL ME!!!!


It wasn't coming through, though, and his head was pretty loud with thoughts that would never work.

Zero X. Diamond
Where would I even find a full-body salmon costume at this time of day?  And who stocks enough pickled pig's feet to fill the empty oil drum??  GOD, THIS WILL NEVER WORK!!
Neon Green
Just kill her parents.  Surely that will get her attention!



Zac was still pondering the descision, when a scratching noise reached his ears. He looked back at Bob with fury in his eyes.

Neon Green
LET THE DAMNED CAT OUT!!



"BOB, STOP THAT INFERNAL NOISE!"

"Why? I'm illustrating my thoughts."

Zero X. Diamond
Don't stop my creative process!  Are you trying to stunt my emotional growth??

"Sheez, here I am, trying to make an important descision, and you're goofing off in the corner. Here, gimme that!"

Zac reached out and touched the knife. Bob's eyes suddenly flooded with anger.

Zero X. Diamond
Oh, what, they're not turning red this time?


He grabbed him by the collar (3 times now, twice in the same place!) and shook him wildly.

Zero X. Diamond
I told you we didn't need to keep track of this.


"GIVE ME BACK THE KNIFE, PUNK!"

He kept shaking him until the knife jarred free from his hand. He grabbed it and instantly flopped back down in the corner and continued where he left off on his last Sandra illustration.

Zero X. Diamond
 So like, when's Sandra going to just kick him in the balls and then unfreeze some cops to put him in jail where he belongs?

Spoony Spoonicus
That would require her being reasonably intelligent.


 A shooken Zac made his descision.

"Well," he said in an odd voice, "I think we should do it!"

Spoony Spoonicus
Stop provoking the murderer.  It's not good for your health.

Neon Green
I don't think Bob wants you like that.



That's when it hit Bob. He got the perfect idea to proclaim his love.

Flowers! All the girls love flowers! Wow, what a great idea! he thought.

Zero X. Diamond
It took you destroying a nice hardwood floor with your childish obsession to come up with that one?  Ladies and gentlemen, Danish physicist Nils Bohr.


"Excuse me, folks. I'll only be a minute, start going into the sewers without me."

Spoony Spoonicus
The moment of truth: Are they desperate enough to wade through the sewers to escape this maniac?

He flung himself out the door, racing down the street. He didn't know where to go to find flowers. Then it hit him like a brick in the face. Burglin Park has just about everything.

Surely enough, in the far back, there was an old woman hunched over some flowers. He grabbed a large boquet and left the old woman a fifty.

Zero X. Diamond
Bob has no concept of money.


His feet pounded his way back to Polestar Preschool, where fortunately for him, Sandra was still helping Nebiroth get into the sewer.

"Uh... hi Sandra." he said, trying not to do anything stupid.

"Oh, hi Bob. Where'd you get off to?"

He kind of turned red and made little circles on the floor with his foot.

Zero X. Diamond
 I'm embarrassed on so many different levels right now.

"Well... I um... I went out and... well, I bought you these."

He held out the flowers in front of him, hoping he hadn't made a complete fool of himself.

Zero X. Diamond
Oh, don't worry; you did.


She looked at them, then at Bob.

"Aw, that's so nice. I haven't seen flowers like these in years... but I can't take them. I have nowhere to put them while we're out battling the monsters from space. Why don't you go put them in a glass of water for me?"

Neon Green
FRIENDZONED!!


Zero X. Diamond
You didn't soak them in enough virgin blood for the ceremony to be a success.


Bob did as he was asked, quite promptly. It took him a bit to find the glasses, and a little longer to manage to get water to come out. (He unfortunately had to suck on the faucet and spit the water into the glass. Not very sanitary, but how else could he have gotten it?)

Zero X. Diamond
GOD DAMN IT, STOP WITH ALL THESE DIRTY IMAGES!!

Spoony Spoonicus
Most fanfics go from suck to blow.  This one flip-flops between both.

By now, Sandra had gotten Nebiroth through the enterance of the sewer, and gave a motion to the lagging Bob. His ears perked up and he looked to the opening.

Zero X. Diamond
He's got it for her so bad he can hear her arm moving??


He saw her waving him in. He jumped slightly, then ran for the entrance.

(Time for a revival. IF this dies, it won't be my fault. And don't let Liar and Neo's formula up there bother you either.)

Finally, the weapon was completed.

Zero X. Diamond
Now, prepare to witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL battle station!

Spoony Spoonicus
"Just ignore the patches of duct tape and the missing screws."


Glenn jumped for joy and took off to look for Kyle.

---

ChaosGallantmon attempted to locate the other "rebels", but they had disappeared from where they were supposed to be.

"Where are they!?" it said.

The scientist's voice spoke up. "They have disappeared from the radar completely. They must be underground. In fact, they must all be underground, because I'm picking up noth... Wait, I have one. Near you."

"He's probably going to the others. I'll follow him to find the rest."

"That doesn't sound too smart. They might take you out with their numbers alone, if he gets to them."

ChaosGallantmon laughed. "Fool, you underestimate them all. They must have picked up my scent by now. They probably sensed me and went into hiding so they can regroup. It's best we at least know where they are..."

Spoony Spoonicus
They're chilling with the Ninja Turtles.


---

Glenn went along, heading to Threed, when he suddenly realized that he had no idea where Kyle went. Of course they wouldn't have stayed where they were...

---

Ness and his party climbed out of the Threed sewer, reeking but otherwise alright.

Zero X. Diamond
They could have walked on the concrete walkways, but Ness INSISTED on swimming through a river of liquid shit.


Zac offered to lead them to he and his brother's complex.

---

ChaosGallantmon was stalking Glenn from a distance, when the scientist's voice came in a wisper. "I have some news."

"It's okay, I'm keeping my distance. Talk."

"Right, well other people have appeared on the radar. You are about to collide with them, or at least your subject is."

Spoony Spoonicus
Gonna be a 50 car pileup up in here.


"Good, because either this guy's paranoid, looking around like that, or he has no idea where he's going. I'll back off, then. You track them with the radar and give me their coordinates when they disappear again."

"...I didn't think we made you this smart."

Zero X. Diamond
You figured he'd be dumb as shit like everyone else up there, but he's only dumb as a post!


---

Glenn had gotten to Threed okay. After a while, he saw Ness and the group.

"Thank goodness I found you guys! Where'd everyone else go?"

Zac looked at Glenn, and then looked around, in the sky, and behind Glenn.

Neon Green
Oh, you know, they're in heaven now.


"Did you see anything? Or anyone?" he asked.

"No... Why?"

"We left," said Ness, "because they felt something coming."

"It's still over there," said Zac.

"At our house?" asked James.

"I think he missed us and this fellow and is now searching your home for us," said Jeff.

Spoony Spoonicus
PK Ransack Omega!


"Well," said Zac, "let's keep going."

They treked to the complex and Zac opened it up. He had to "introduce" everyone to the computer before they could freely roam inside of it.

Zero X. Diamond
They're inside a computer now???