|I'm back, you worms! You will PAY for making me miss my glorious advent in the printed medium!|
....Wait, what is this? Where am I? And where is my beloved robot Turbo? Why are these useless cretins still alive? This is not what I was promised!
|How to put this... are you familiar with the term "you're sacked"?|
|But this... this cannot be! I was so close to glory and fame!|
|No, you really weren't. The only fame (or infamy, for that matter) you'll ever have is among the eight people who actually read this comic.|
By the way, while you were... preoccupied, I made some subtle upgrades to my site's security. Upgraded my password strength, closed a few open ports, updated my software, added an IP whitelist...
|Idiot! I told you before, I cannot be denied!|
|Server rebooting in ten seconds.|
|You just were.|
|You haven't seen the last of me! I'll be back!|
|No. You won't.|