|Wait wait wait. YOU'VE been programmed to protect ME? We all saw how well that went last issue!|
|Mayor Mike Haggar|
|The Groucho Marx eyebrows and pedo-face are really creeping me out. I really don't like this new style.|
|The next person who makes me angry is going to read this entire series from start to finish three hundred times!|
|If Ninja Turtles taught us anything, it's that all you need is a fedora and a trenchcoat to pass as human.|
But first you need to close the trenchcoat and put on the hat!