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The Witcher in a Nutshell

A special dedication to an old "friend" who thinks talking down to me about games he's never played and baiting me into shelling out for trashy games he has no intention of ever playing just so he can smugly retort "well at least I didn't buy it!" makes him a clever boy.

The Witcher is the gaming equivalent of Twilight, but instead of being cheap smut for thirteen year old-girls, it's cheap smut for 13.5-year-old dudebros who think swearing constantly and having collectible trading cards of their Mary Sue avatar's "sexual conquests" makes them look like adults.  Stupid, worthless, childish garbage.