The Witcher is the gaming equivalent of Twilight, but instead of being cheap smut for thirteen year old-girls, it's cheap smut for 13.5-year-old dudebros who think swearing constantly and having collectible trading cards of their Mary Sue avatar's "sexual conquests" makes them look like adults. Stupid, worthless, childish garbage.
Oh, and the combat is the absolute worst kind of braindead button-mashing garbage. Just to prove my point, here's a video of me bashing the left mouse button and winning every fight I encounter:
So, the Witcher in essence: Jam one button as hard as you can to win every fight, watch textures flicker and the framerate shit itself constantly, and hope the game doesn't freeze long enough to let you hear a shitty Mary Sue make a dick joke or a girl show her boobies! Truly the pinnacle of role playing entertainment.