|Mayor Mike Haggar|
|A glimpse into Active Enterprises' failed dreams, as viewed through the lens of Little Timmy and his copy of Microsoft Paint.|
At least they knew better than to pimp that hilarious disaster of a "handheld" system, though.
|I tried it. I was told, and I quote, "Sir, I get paid $8.25 an hour, which isn't nearly enough to put up with this level of bullshit. Now you can either buy something we have in stock, or you can leave the store."|
|Livin' large in landfills nationwide!|